Definitions by Braedon13

nouche 

Nouche refers to somebody is a noob and a douche. It is a combination of the two words, and is considered to be a ghastly insult to one's character. Also can be refered to as a nouche-bag.

Sean-Dude, Andrew is a noob...And a douche!
Braedon- From now on, just say nouche...
Sean- Hahahahh

nouche by Braedon13 May 16, 2008

nouche 

One of the greatest insults of all time. It is a combination of the words noob and douche. Equation: noob + douche = nouche!

(noo-shh)

B- "That Andrew kid is such a nouche!"
S- "He's a noob and a douche!"
B- "That's why I called him a nouche!"

nouche by Braedon13 May 15, 2008