Rip my dick off

A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).

(Someone just RDM'd you)

"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!

by Nitro Blaster May 19, 2014

somebody ripped my stick

somebody ripped or stole your surfboard

first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name

whoah man, somebody ripped my stick, it was hella rad, im gunna kill that prick!

by derek minneker January 13, 2008

Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.

"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)

by Jason Whittle April 24, 2008

rip my rasty olays

an all purpose expression similar to "bloody hell", but 10 times more hilarious.

"Rip my rasty olays that bacon was tasty!"

by Bacon Spaceman January 9, 2015

my bag finna rip

When some crazy shit is about to happen and the only warning you can give is “my bag finna rip” because there is simply no better warning to describe the urgency of the impending situation

Ayee “my bag finna rip!!!!”

by Martin Lawrence October 4, 2019

rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 23, 2015

Twist and rip my fucking heart out

Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.

Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.

by crazyloser2285 November 17, 2021