northern monkey

Dodgey guys from above Watford whose dad's worked 'dun t'pit' and now probably sport a comb over and eat 'ovis bread, who have moved down south to get a proper job.

Not easily understood with their strange word phonetics, such as glac for glass, grac for grass, etc...

Think they're cool (obviously not), and are very surprised to find that people actually own stuff in da suff as it's not stolen on a weekly / daily basis.

Stew (with a C) is a typical Northern Monkey.

by Stew with a C July 27, 2006

northern monkey

Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.

Dull whitted

Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa

by ProfessorPool September 18, 2003

northern monkey

Northern IT contractors operating south of the Watford Gap; often attempting to fraternise with local female population; humourous;prone to slagging from work colleagues

Simon Thomas; Chris Ibbetson

by Bruce Bourke July 10, 2003

northern monkey

Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!

Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx

by Sparky February 02, 2004

northern monkey

Any male from the North of England who is dull witted and probably works down a mine.

"Hull is full of northern monkeys"

by J March 28, 2003

northern monkey

Any chap that ties a rubber rooster from his belt loop so that it hangs below his knees......

First time I seen a Northern monkey I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, kick the thing or just say hi to the chap. So I just bought him a beer then left; they must be a rare breed also for I have'nt seen another.......

by G.T. February 24, 2004

northern monkey

A bloke from Grimsby who sniffs fish all day.

Nickos the fish sniffer.

by Dezza July 18, 2003