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jim norton

A Black Sabbath loving, hilarious, pale, meaty-breasted individual with no-chin who never is one to turn down a Cleveland Steamer. For further reference, see eatabullet/dot/com
See also: Jimmy Robinson and Opie and Anthony
If Jim Norton received a hummer from a transvestite, then why can't I?
by Don February 18, 2005
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Norton Antivirus

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.
Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.
by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011
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Edward Norton

Exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase sex on legs. Star of movies including American History X, Fight Club, The Painted Veil, and The Incredible Hulk, among others. I really shouldn't give him all the credit for why Fight Club was so great, but I will anyway. :D
Edward Norton's awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should get their eyes stabbed.
by HalSparksbitch July 1, 2008
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Norton Glen

Norton Glen-it boarders the bitch ass town of Easton,some people think of the Glen as the ''ghetto" part of Norton,i dont agree or disagree. With all the drugs,mexicans and drama. If you live there or you have lived there it kinda sucks sometimes,but you kinda get used to it.It used to be nice back in the day with Al but now ruled with an iron fist female reancarnation of Adolf Hitler-Magarete!-who everyone wants to die in a ditch. With all the minors asking people to go to Quick Stop to buy Tabbacco products to buying Zig Zags and Dutch blunt wraps to goin to buy liquor at indepndent liquors-If you want a packy, a nice bag of marijuana,to make an incognito drug deal or to see the increasing mexican population the norton glen is for you(warning! do not piss off original Glen Rats!).
Eric:''hay Steve go buy me some papers so i can roll a couple fattys."

Steve:"What kind?"

Eric:"hmmmmmmmm..............."

Eric:"Zig Zags!"

Steve:"King size or regular?"

Eric:"King!"

Steve:"Good theres alot of pot heads in Norton Glen."
by Coyle124 October 16, 2009
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norton antivirus

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
by extreme133 June 14, 2010
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Norton Antivirus

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.
Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.
by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008
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Nasty Nortons

"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."
by GiantEnemyCrab June 2, 2009
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