splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

get noobed on

A saying that is referred to someone doing really bad at something, or is new to something.

WOW LOL, your such a noob..... GET NOOBED ON!!

by oooohboujjjj April 30, 2019

Noobed

A word that evolved from newbie or noob, meaning to be killed or fragged in an emberassing way, and/or in a way that requires no skill.

"Camping a respawn point is a good way to noob someone." "I was chatting and looking in the corner when a lamer came and noobed me with a rocket launcher." "He noobed me with that overpowered weapon!"

by Chris F. March 7, 2005

noobed out

To be surrounded by so many noobs that you actually become a noob.

- " What the fuck! I'm getting owned by noob sons of bitches in Call of Duty"
-"Don't worry, man, you're just noobed out."

by CoDPwNage March 6, 2009

Norged

Changing the script on a teleprompter to get an actor to say something dirty or funny. Comes from an internet show called SourceFed which reports news in a friendly format where a teleprompter called "Norg" changed the words in a script to troll a cast member.

I got norged on TV last night.

by qiRabbit July 16, 2013

nooger

a dark-colored piece of dried mucus in or from the nose

Dude, I picked a couple of huge noogers after working in that dusty attic all day.

by cosphonso13 December 25, 2007

Nooge

someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge

your a f-ing nooge mate

by xavinooge November 1, 2018