noodle

1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
by Don Zardeone August 01, 2009
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It is slang for an asians penis.
"man hes got a small noodle"
by wakawaka43 January 11, 2014
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A noodle is a dork of any kind. also known as chad geek nerd loser. They typically wear tighter jeans, a polo shirt with the collar up and a abercrombie hat. (most suburb kids)
" I can't believe what a noodle Todd is. Talk about a chad."
by tara lynn November 16, 2006
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In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.
Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.
by Conrad Starr June 07, 2007
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Shit fire negro i'd dip my noodle in that.
by Vapor Trail August 20, 2003
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A nickname for a good, smart and loving child (usually of your own) between the ages of 0 - 6.
Person 1: "Is that your kid? He's adorable and fairly well behaved! How old is he?

Person 2: "Thank you! He is 4. He is such a good Noodle."
by hairofthedog92 October 15, 2020
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Something that is practically incomprehensible. Has many different meanings to different people but no matter what it is extremely degrading.
Everybody except for Noah is a noodle, including Patrick, Tim, Marykate, Caroline, Bobby, Stephen, Trevor, and especially Frankie.
by azarmang October 25, 2011
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