noice

Beyond the boundaries and exceeding the limits of nice. Spoken with emphasis when describing something particularly awesome.

"That freshly waxed fire truck that was rolling down the street looked really noice!"

by Alpha Ape 7 August 21, 2009

Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!

This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!

by LittleDuke September 3, 2012

Noice

Something so amazing that it exceeds the requirements for "nice" and deserves an "o." ; A combination of the meanings of the words "cool," "nice," and "awesome."

If the action/event/person being described did something that deserves much more recognition, the word "nooice" may be used.

Howie Mandealt: Hey everybody! Look at my creative name! It's funny because Howie Mandealt sounds like Howie Mandel who hosted "Deal or No Deal," while I fake hosted "Dealt or No Dealt"

Everyone:

Howie Mandel: Noice

by howiemandealt June 18, 2019

nonce case

A word used to describe a nonce (paedophile) in the U.K. You can also just say that my dad is a nonce case.

"Mark you nonce case she's about 16!"
" NONCE! "

by Clog2838383 June 7, 2017

nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Noice Mate!

Jusr basically saying nice bro.

"I just got some new kicks."... "Noice Mate!"

by PRKR July 12, 2015