Noobage

A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.

Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"

by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010

Noobage

A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).

Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?

by noobage February 12, 2020

Noobage

Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)

Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!

by The_Hacker May 30, 2009

noobface

An condition one whos face contains traces of the mineral known is Noobium, or noob. Also, a totally noobish asshole.

Pvppwnzer: You are such a complete noobface

Thedeath666: Omgzz what is a Noob?!

by Ryleyman August 20, 2006

noobageddon

Not as hot as Boobageddon, or as crafty as Screwbageddon, or as creative as Tubageddon. And nowhere near as cool as Scubageddon.

That Noobageddon sure does suck next to Scubageddon

by Shakta October 1, 2004

noobage

noobication!!! beign pwnz0rd by n00bz0rz!

n00b4liz3r has nyphed ph44gg0t!!!
NOOBAGE!!!!

by s4d L4ggz0rr November 13, 2003

Noobageddon

To be ambushed by a mass quantity of Noobs in a short amount of time. Usually happens on Forum chat rooms, and for some reason they almost always are from the UK.

The Member Number for the Chat Room jumps from 6 to 21 in a matter of seconds, and you are bombarded with Spamming noobs.
"oh no, its noobageddon! quick, get an admin! >_<"

by JaoOzaki January 21, 2009