by CrazyHobo December 20, 2012
A person new to an online game. It is not to be confused with "newb". A newb is somebody new to an online game who is calm, sensible, intelligent and willing to learn. While a noob is a person new to an online game who think they are better then everyone else, usually stupid, arogant, have horrible grammer, in MMORPGs are usually annoying beggars.
Newb: "Hey man do you know how to get to This river? i cant find it."
Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"
Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"
Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"
Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"
Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"
Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"
Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
by titsmcjizz December 02, 2008
by sdfw2 November 25, 2007
Someone who thinks they are "1337" or "uber" and is better than everyone and everything on the earth and think they should be praised
Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.
Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.
Noob: 0MG like l0l0l0l0l0l00ll00l 0monneyyy -;ppl0xxxxxx!! lolololo ngnffn
Human: No you Fag!
Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB!!! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU
Human: No you Fag!
Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB!!! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU
by No,Shut up September 26, 2009
A person (usually a player on an online rpg/mmorpg) who isn't skilled and/or experienced at something, but refuses to learn and thinks highly of himself/herself.
Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.
Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.
-noob who won't accept any help- (on the mmorpg Furcadia)
Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later
Noob: huhh???
Player: Whisper me later, alright...?
Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin!!!!!!!!11
Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places.
Noob: ??!?!!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING!!!!!!
Player: Wtf noob...
-noob who can't understand English-
Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything!
Noob: wishper????!
Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'.
Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege"
Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message
Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge
Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message!
Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: I should've known you were a noob.
Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later
Noob: huhh???
Player: Whisper me later, alright...?
Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin!!!!!!!!11
Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places.
Noob: ??!?!!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING!!!!!!
Player: Wtf noob...
-noob who can't understand English-
Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything!
Noob: wishper????!
Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'.
Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege"
Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message
Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge
Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message!
Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: I should've known you were a noob.
by Nightpaw August 20, 2009
the most annoying person on online forums. usally troll alot or think they are the bomb. a lot of the noobs use l33t speak just to anno the public masses
noob: h3y n00bs if you c4nt d0 th1ngs th4t 4r3 c00l j00 s0uld g3t 0ffl1n3 n0w.
normal person: hey noob shut the hell up no one gives a crap about you
normal person: hey noob shut the hell up no one gives a crap about you
by L33tm4s73r November 25, 2011
derived from online video games.
often confused with the term newb or newbie, but instead of meaning new to the game as the latter does, noob refers to people who have played the game for a whiel but still suck balls and are ignorant, selfish, and lack the most important skill of all, teamwork.
often confused with the term newb or newbie, but instead of meaning new to the game as the latter does, noob refers to people who have played the game for a whiel but still suck balls and are ignorant, selfish, and lack the most important skill of all, teamwork.
this guy is a total noob and he never learns, must have never participated in sports while growing up. What a fag.
by jasdub April 02, 2007