A nonsequitur of sorts that occurs when someone types a response into the incorrect Slack channel. A steep increase in nonslackquiturs was seen in March 2020, when many office workers began using the messaging tool "Slack" for the first time to have group conversations remotely as they worked from home. Nonslackquiturs can be irritating, hilarious, or outright embarrassing, because recipients of the nonslackquitur wonder about the nature of the offender's other conversation.
Colleague 1: "Should we include the sales data in tomorrow's presentation?"
Colleague 2: "Yes, and Johnson can overview the forecast as well"
Colleague 3: "Heterosexual"
Colleague 1: "Uhhh...John, we assume that this is a nonslackquitur?"
Colleague 2: "Yes, and Johnson can overview the forecast as well"
Colleague 3: "Heterosexual"
Colleague 1: "Uhhh...John, we assume that this is a nonslackquitur?"
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"Oh hells no. I have such a case of nonstalgia for those people."
"Oh hells no. I have such a case of nonstalgia for those people."
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A person of a certain weight that will not, under any circumstance, consider salad as anything but garnish.
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by Mancksy June 2, 2009
Get the Nonsaladimite mug.When a single heterosexual male and his single heterosexual female friend go out somewhere (a movie, dinner, etc.).
The male is interested in dating the female but hasn't worked up the courage to tell her yet.
The female thinks they are going as friends.
The male is interested in dating the female but hasn't worked up the courage to tell her yet.
The female thinks they are going as friends.
Guy #1: How did your date with Tina go yesterday?
Guy #2: Oh, it was a nondate since she thought more people were coming.
Guy #2: Oh, it was a nondate since she thought more people were coming.
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Get the Noneday mug.Doing date activities with a friend of the opposite sex to avoid actually having to date someone.
To the unaware third party observer the pair looks like they are together.
Similar to "friendzone" but more positive because neither party wants a romantic or sexual relationship.
To the unaware third party observer the pair looks like they are together.
Similar to "friendzone" but more positive because neither party wants a romantic or sexual relationship.
"I heard you and Jane went to a nice dinner and a concert together, are you two dating?"
"No, she is just a cool girl to hangout with so we are just nondating"
"No, she is just a cool girl to hangout with so we are just nondating"
by ActionNoah January 26, 2014
Get the nondating mug.1. non-committal meetup between hypothetically single people, during non-date-night times
2. coffee, lunch, after dinner drinks, hanging out after class, chillaxin
3. meeting up after the appropriate amount of pre-screening online flirting or vaguely sexy textversations
4. pre-cursor to a hookup, not to be confused with a booty call
2. coffee, lunch, after dinner drinks, hanging out after class, chillaxin
3. meeting up after the appropriate amount of pre-screening online flirting or vaguely sexy textversations
4. pre-cursor to a hookup, not to be confused with a booty call
Irina kept texting Francis to see about grabbing drinks after work some time, but they both kept flaking out on the nondate
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