nookie

One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.

Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"

by The Shadling September 2, 2017

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

nonbience

the absolute lack of character, atmosphere or mood of a place.

The nonbience of the new restaurant is mind blowing.

by the shenanigator November 25, 2014

nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking

"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"

by btezra October 24, 2002

nookie run

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.

I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.

by grampa scully January 29, 2004

Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.

Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"

by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013

nookie

what fred durst did it all for

"I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH"

by nigracock April 4, 2010