noncat

That which is not cat.

"There are two kinds of people in the world: the cat, and the noncat."

Naji the King

"I just saw noncat ahmustafa in John Lewis; I totally avoided him"

Anonymous

by Cat Ahmustafa September 29, 2012

Nonaversary

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

by Faster Redhead May 5, 2016

Nona

Nona is definatly the best, most kind, amazing, and beautiful girl that you will ever meet! If you have her-i can't stress this enough-DONT MESS IT UP! It will be the WORST mistake of you entire life! She is amazing and beautiful and every guy would be lucky to have her. Her dark completed beauty does nothing to help you from falling madly in love! Also, although she may seem tiny and cute and innocent at first, she is really a little NINJA OF DEATH! If you get her mad she will hunt you down and kill you IN YOUR SLEEP! One thing to remember is that if hurt her she may say that she forgives you- and most of the time she honestly does- but when she says she's done with you she is DONE. She is an independent person but she still needs someone there for her when she's down. If she chooses you to be that person don't hurt her. She may be great at giving advice but that doesn't mean that she doesn't need it sometimes too. And although she may seem happy and perfectly fine almost all the time she'll always have something bringing her down but she'll never tell anyone because when she does they never seem to care. Treat her like a queen, like your treasure, because sooner or later you'll realize that's what she is.......

Have you met Nona?

No, lol didn't you guys date?
Yeah, but I messed up really bad and now idk what to do...
Well, I don't know her that well but I can tell she still cares about you.

by #wbw# November 8, 2016

nonafluent

a word used to EVISCERATE a thot

: coined by videogamedunkey

girl:i love you i just want you to be happy
dude: nonafluent

by disacordion August 2, 2018

Nonsten

A pathetic 10 year old girl, or middle aged woman, who fails to accept that Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart.

They also believe one day, they will fuck Robert Pattinson.

They're not kissing in the photo, they fell and tripped into each others mouths" - Nonsten

by hornyharry100 August 16, 2010

have a nonstick do

in Norwich and Birmingham, “have a nonstick do” is a common greeting used, meaning “i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet”

it’s more common than you’d think, with even teachers using it when greeting children in schools!

person 1: aye mate, have a nonstick do!

person 2: you too pal!

by sorryspeaking November 17, 2020

neonatalimpalionecrophiliation

Long story short, it's an instrumental by the brutal and best band ever, sadly, it doesn't seem to have a meaning, or a proper pronunciation meaning it can't be your favourite song.

Him/her: hey! What's your favourite song?
You: neonatalimpalionecrophiliation
Him/her: (confused glance) ok... WHAT THE FU...

by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019