non seqtwitter

Facebook status messages and twitters that completely lack any context.

Bob just updated his facebook status to "fish baskets". what total non seqtwitter.

by John Olmstead July 8, 2009

Non Sequiturious

(adj) describing a random statement or conclusion that has nothing to do with the statements made prior to it.

Several family members are discussing what to have for supper: "spaghetti? hot dogs?"
when Bill Doe says, "we should hire rodeo camel trainers to help us uncover the secrets of the Bermuda triangle!!"

His statement does not relate to any of the previous statements, and thus is "Non Sequiturious."

by gmogilly March 17, 2010

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

non sequitur

A statement that has no relation to the previous statement. Often used for comical purposes.

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer.

"Dude, that is so non sequitur."
Also, See, LFO's "Summer Girls"

by dtothek October 17, 2007

Non Sequitur

1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.

2. A statement (reply) that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

None of you have ever heard the word Non Sequitur before.

by ***DESTROY*** August 12, 2003

Non sequitur

A line of reasoning or statement that doesn't logically follow the previous statement.

I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Non Sequifuck

When one unintentionally uses a phrase or conversational tangent that has no relation to the subject matter preceeding it. See Non Sequitur.

Ken: So then she put down the remote, and we had a fight.
Kane: Over what, exactly?
Ken: You know how you forget to put the toilet seat down? Well, I fed a squirrel a chilli yesterday. Comedy gold.
Kane: Whoa. That's one heck of a non sequifuck there, mate.

by Kevin Ruddofsky January 1, 2009