suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Non-existantSexualOrientation

Non-existantSexualOrientation (NSO) is a community where you make up non-existant sexualities that invalidates other sexual orientations.

Girl 1: Hey girl 2, may I ask what your sexual orientation is?
Girl 2: Yep! I'm part of the Non-existantSexualOrientation! I'm animesexual :)

by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Non-existent

Every guy's pp

Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.

by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020

non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020