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Nomophobia 

A stupid word invented by baby boomers who don't know how to use technology.
Nomophobia is NOT a real word.
Nomophobia by (((Xiphoid))) May 10, 2018

nomophobia 

fear of phone addicts
I, for example, have nomophobia.
nomophobia by suemaonkoer June 30, 2022

Nomophobia 

Nomophobia is the fear of losing your phone. Only losers are scared of this lmao ---------------->
Turn your phone off before you turn into one of them!

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Emily: Hey Brenda wheres my phone
Brenda: Idk
Emily: MYFAQINPHOEN
Brenda: Da fuq
Emily: I HAVE *HUFFFFFF* NOMO- *HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* NOMOPHOBIA...!!! *WHEEZES AND DIES*
Brenda: I'm glad that bitch is gone lmao
Nomophobia by Zannababe November 21, 2023

Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.
Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015

Nekophobia 

Prejudice towards nekos.
I can't condone nekophobia.
Nekophobia by zimmygirl777 March 16, 2023

homophobia 

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.
homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020