flirty-mc-flirt-a-noffers

One who flirts over excessively and makes it purrtyy damn obvious to everyone around them.

Flea is THE flirty-mc-flirt-a-noffers

by Famous Felicia November 26, 2007

NoFfer

Someone who has been trained yet cannot grasp the concept of how to properly wipe their own ass.

That dude is suck a NoFfer.

Don't be a NoFfer man.

You don't want to grow up like then NoFfers over there.

by helliondsq February 1, 2021

noffie

abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..

can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...

'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'

'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'

by mikroth January 6, 2008

'noffer

someone who over indulges on vodka, specifically, schmirnoff vodka.

linda: beer?..hell no, gimme shots
craig: what a 'noffer

by colina December 23, 2005

nofferings

fanpage

Nofferings is a fanpage

by ari's ponytail May 10, 2021

Noffle

A state of need of a particular person

"I've set a 'Please Speak Up' Noffle on my work system so that everyone knows I may be hard of hearing."

by kidchameleon September 12, 2021

Noffkee

Noffkee: part of the sloth family.
One of the slowest creatures on Earth.
Found in The United States in North America.
Known for their giant heads, tiny brains, and walking in circles until they die.
Otherwise known as the Average Man.

That Noffkee is by far the slowest one I have seen yet.
I can’t believe how slow that Noffkee is.

by The London carrier January 21, 2023