Manch

Sperm that resembles ranch salad dressing.

I was tossing Jordonas salad and then I squeezed my manch all over her!

by davethenooch September 7, 2006

manches

A colloquial term on the internet meaning "mansex" or homosexual male sexual relations. It comes from the term "mansechs", which was (is) a popular way of spelling "mansex" on many internet forums and that bastion of the linguistically adept, IRC.

Him? Oh, he doesn't like women anymore. He has given in to the dark force that is teh manches.

by Generic Pseudonym May 1, 2005

manch

a man-bitch MANCH another word for friend,bro or any other type of affectionate name

this is my Manch we go way back. hey manch get over here. hes my manch.

by ski king October 15, 2010

Manch

a dirty male pirate hooker

"You're such a manch" (as an insult)

by ManchCreator May 12, 2011

Manch

A mans baby batter / love juice!

Troy loves the Manch!!!

by MANCHER September 11, 2004

manch

A portmanteau referring to semen, combining the words man + ranch.

After harassing the guy at the sub shop, she realized he put manch on her sandwich instead of mayo.

by byoqi October 15, 2012

manch

a man-bitch MANCH another word for friend,bro or any other type of affectionate name

this is my Manch we go way back. hey manch get over here. hes my manch.

by ski king October 15, 2010