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no me

opposite of no u. used when u disagree w someone but ur still btr than the other person so u refer to urself instead of them :D
manami: guitar is better than fencing
me: no u
me: oh wait
me: NO ME
by manamidisapprovesoftaehyung January 31, 2019
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No me

The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.

An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"

*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
by ClaiborneF March 27, 2019
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by mr.man876 December 7, 2020
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no me

the way to insult yourself and confuse the person who insulted you at the same time
"hey u dum haha"
"no me"
"wot"
by hyytjttjujgukg November 1, 2021
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No me

I'm the thing you said about you! Me! I'm the guy.
Hym "Except you've done less. Are lying to cover up that fact. Couldn't have ever been better than anyone and have been living in delusion up until now and are trying to stop me from being what you couldn't have ever been. So, no me. Not your retard kids. Not your slut daughter. And not you. You were shit the whooooole time and she fucked your anyway. You're shit now. You were shit then. You will continue to be shit and I didn't even have to lift a finger to be better than you. And the kid who is going to pay the price for you doing this to me would have grown up to be just as shit as you are."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
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No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!
by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016
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¡no me digas!

ya don´t say! Most often used to express surprise or shock.
Hey, guess what! Jamie´s got one in the oven...
¡no me digas!
by Katy! July 20, 2002
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