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Nordick Helmet 

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.
Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...
Nordick Helmet by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009
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Nordin is a common Swedish surname. Sometimes spelled as Nordeen by North American immigrants, to emulate the Swedish emphasis on the second syllable. Nordin can also be one of the spellings of the Islamic name Nur al-Din. Nordin is also the name of an underground pirating, hacking group.
The name is Nordin.
Nordin by IsTimeAnIllusion? June 1, 2016
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Nordstrom 

Upscale department store. It is not Nordstroms or Nordstrom's but Nordstrom. No there are no coupons this weekend. There are only 3 major sales a year.
I'm going to Nordstrom to go shopping.
Nordstrom by Brooke Love January 10, 2008
It literally means goddess of wealth in Tibetan language.
It's used as a name in Tibetan.
She is known as the Nordon of their family.
Nordon by Edwin Lordz January 13, 2020

Nordmaling 

Exotical, gnarly and fucking awesome.
I was in Nordmaling the other night and saw 5 bum fights! It was awesome!
Nordmaling by Anonononononymous November 8, 2009
superior to ipvansh. used to assert dominance over any unprotected internet user.
NORDVANSH IS AND EVER WILL BE, BEHNCHOD
nordvansh by yootayote September 2, 2019

Nordic Skiing 

the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.
John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
Nordic Skiing by Flava Fla May 10, 2011