Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

nippledick

Where the penis of the male is so small that it resembles a nipple, instead of an actual penis.

Ted : Damn, Yo. I just saw Bobby's dick .. That's a nippledick for sure.

by Lee_UK.Innit. August 7, 2006

nipplegasm

Playing with ur nipples till you cum.

I had a wicked nipplegasm last night!

by malimal May 24, 2007

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson deliberately exposed her entire right breast.

Conservative wackos went apeshit over nipplegate, because they think seeing a boob will scar children for life.

by LuvBoobies February 7, 2007

nippler

Something or someone that is so good that it/they make your nipples hard.

Noun: Fisher Reed is so hot. He's a total nippler.

Adjective: That was a nippler party. This cake is so nippler.

Variation: dude, hes not a nippler, he's not even a nip.

by hellzabaygruh October 30, 2010