We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.
by TMMJ December 9, 2008
Get the Nipple Cripplemug. Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.
by rocky_dod December 12, 2010
Get the Donkey Nipple Cripplemug. by TJJENMAURAMIKE December 16, 2008
Get the Nipple Cripplemug. I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.
by ManMythLegend April 21, 2007
Get the cripple nipplemug. The Disabledness After getin Purple Nurpled
by poptartslapper March 17, 2014
Get the crippled nipplemug. Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
by Mr Ken December 18, 2009
Get the cripple nipplemug. A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
Get the nipple cripplemug.