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ninjistics

the art of learning how to be a ninja or the art of being a ninja.
Grasshopper, today you will be learning ninjistics by walking swifty across water.
by sensei: Kyle and Melonie May 12, 2006
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Ninjistic

The Act of performing a move like a Ninja.

Or to do something so cool it makes you look like a Ninja,
similar to calling someone a boss, or when people say "Like A Boss".

For example you might hear someone say "Dude that was so Ninjistic"
For example a Ninjistic move will be as follows,
A ninja kick to the face,
A karate chop,
Running across a wall,
Jumping really far,
to show off really good balancing skills,
or if you were to catch an object extremely quickly with barley looking at what your doing.
Or anything that is to be considered a move done by a ninja.
by Luke Ninjistic Lowdown August 4, 2012
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law of ninjism

This law states that any who become a ninja remain a ninja. More specifically if you become a ninja in a video game, real life, or other you remain a ninja. This means it crosses over into your. actual life.
According to the law of ninjism, that is so a ninja.
by TimePeradox99 May 17, 2014
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ninjashot

The art of shooting pictures that require ninja like skills to obtain. This art originated in Japan usually in bathrooms. The secret shooting community is on a webpage by the same name.
<hexphile> Did you see those ninjashots on wormwood's phone?
<sloth> no, were they lulz?
by wormwood@efnet January 11, 2008
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Ninjasheep3

A homosexual male who has sexual tendencies towards everyone and everything. They would have sexual relations with a wall, desk, your mom, his dead grandmother...a stapler, and EVERYTHING.
Jacob: That faggots a Ninjasheep3
Chris: NIGGY
by TheAllKnowingOne69 May 11, 2018
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NinjasHyper

A blue haired god that will absolutely destroy any entity it encounters any attempt at resistance is futile and will only result in prolonged suffering. This mythical creatured is commonly encountered in the game fortnite, which is a popular refuge for the many virgins seeking safety from the outside world.
Josh: Man im so fucking good at this game.
*Gets one pumped from behind
Bill: Haha you just got but fucked by NinjasHyper
by Bullcr May 18, 2018
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Ninnish

(n)A very self-critical, nerdy yet fashionable, smart-but-won't-admit-it-because-they-get-too-embarrased, artsic-in-all-aspects, freak that is overly nice and says "sorry" over the littlest things (unless her temper flares--then beware), and COULD have the chance to become a popular prep but refuses to because he/she hates to be associated with stupid teens and thus chooses friends who are somewhat odd or geeky (or normal in rare circumstances) because unlike preps, they are very nice and honest, just like themselves.
These specimen also tend to be very mature thanks to having a wide age gap between the rest of her siblings--thus making friends better with their teachers than their peers (where conversations tend to feel awkward--unless with another Ninnish).
They also tend to be over-acheivers (or so others say) that always do the hardest thing they can, and if they don't follow their own plans they tend to become very frustrated and "head-hits-wall" with themselves.
Most of the demographic are female.
"Yaoi" tends to be one of their favorite things, though they will refuse to admit it even if the evidence is threatening to crush them into liquid carbon, nitrogren, hydrogen, and oxygen.
They also tend to be very over-obsessive fangirls.
Sometimes a bit *slow* and naive.
Finally, they prefer to be on the one "on top" and very dominating (both academically and... suggestively.)

(adj)Characteristic of the above.

-Also used as a nickname along with: Jessish, Quinnish, or any other name plus "-ish"
1)Friend: "Hey Ninnish! I love the exploding penguin mugs you gave me!"
Ninnish: "They're not exploding! That's just the tissue paper!"

2)Friend:"Don't be so ninnish! It's bad for your health!!!"
Ninnish: *pouts* "I-I know, I know! ...But I have to do this really complex and over-achieving assignment first."
Friend: *gives look*
Ninnish: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT! ...I can't help it."

3)Friend: "OMG, NINNISH! You got into Harvard?!?!"
Ninnish: "Yeah... Omg, YEAH! I did! Holy crap, I can't believe it! My biggest dreams have come true! It's a miracle!"
Friend: "No it's not, you're just brilliant!"
Nicolette: "NO I'M NOT. SHUT UP!" *stomps away blushing*
by TheNinnish January 10, 2009
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