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Ninjad

When a beautiful fairy brings a woman a basket of joy usually containing wine or other alcoholic beverages along with snacks and other goodies. It is always delivered in stealth mode and you'll never catch her because she is a wine fairy ninja. When you find a beautiful basket by your door you have been njnjad
Wow look at this basket left at my door, I just got ninjad
by Tootsieeee May 13, 2020
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Ninja Pinch

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...
I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.
by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015
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Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013
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Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019
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Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!
by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016
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pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day
Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit
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The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
by jamundertoast December 17, 2010
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