Gay Alien Nightclub 

An ingenius concept that involves making a niche market for when homosexual members of interstellar species will come to Earth for a good time.

Hahaha you all laughed at me! This Gay Alien Nightclub is going to make me a millionnaire.

Gay Alien Nightclub by Sysy and John February 26, 2011

nightclub effect 

The phenomenon that occurs when you suddenly perceive your previously mediocre looking boy/girlfriend as extremely attractive simply because other people are hitting on them. This phenomenon often occurs in nightclubs or discotheques.

Stacey looked alright last night at Marquee. But the nightclub effect changed my perception of her. I found myself having to deflect guy after guy who came up to flirt with her!

nightclub effect by anonu June 13, 2010

nightclub incident 

A generic term covering a criminal act that takes place at a nightclub, often involving professional athetes.

He was sacked from the team after a nightclub incident.

nightclub incident by dsaus April 4, 2007

Italian Nightclub

When a hooker lathers your dick in pizza sauce and sucks it off

You: “How much for an Italian Nightclub?”
Hooker: “15, but you supply the sauce.”

Italian Nightclub by The Italian Nightclub November 8, 2019

nightclubvip.net/forum

home to many people. many people who have no lives and post all day long. even has its own anthem...

"these are the people...of nightclubvip...dot net slash forum"

nightclubvip.net/forum by sarah aka lilclubbanyc <33 December 23, 2004

Nightclub Blue Balls 

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.

Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"

Nightclub Blue Balls by Krabooji September 25, 2012

007 Nightclub

A place where only the most drunk and belligerent souls end up.

Guy 1: I want to go to the 007 Nightclub
Guy 2: Whats the 007 Nightclub?
Guy 1: I don't fucki*unintelligible*

007 Nightclub by Webasaurus May 13, 2018