nigga mortis

When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.

Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.

by Grig starrrrrrrrrrr October 4, 2010

niggamatism

An ocular ailment in which one can only see black people.

Black: Hey nigga, whadup?
White: Oh you must be mistaken, I'm white.
Black: Oh shit, I'm sorry. Must be my niggamatism actin up again.

by White Pete June 18, 2005

niggaports

racial term for menthol cigarette mostly newports

Bob: Hey man u got any ports

Dave: Hell naw i dont smoke those niggaports, you stupid.

by Bosephis July 7, 2010

nigga mortis

When a black man gets shot but continues to resist arrest.

cop 1: "How the hell is he still shooting!"
cop 2: "GODDAMN NIGGA MORTIS!"

by Rina Glass June 10, 2022

Niggamorphisis

The Process of an African - American male going through an positive period of growth physically, spiritually & mentally.

“Hey bro I’m going through a Niggamorphisis, I can’t pop out yet”

by FERN0_TPBG June 14, 2021

Niggamorphisis

The process of becoming a nigga or nigga-like (i.e. gaining a craving for watermelon, fried chicken, & Kool-Aid and/or beginning to use African-American Vernacular English {a.k.a Ebonics}).

This transformation can be psychological or even physical in some rare cases.

Someone from Whitesville, NC moves to a wannabe hood suburb, and begins to add words or phrases like nigga, coon, GTF, and SMH to her vocabulary.

This scenario is classified as a niggamorphisis

by DMV's #1 Nigga November 27, 2010

nigga mortis

the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.

Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?
A: He got nigga mortis!!!

by Contrary_Mary November 25, 2007