Newton Faulkner

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

by Millstaa February 18, 2009

Isaac Newton

Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Physics. Formulated Laws of Motion, an understanding of gravity and also noted some interesting stuff about light. Went to Trinity College Cambridge and possed a still largely mysterious power over apples. The unit of force is also named after him.

Hey an apple just fell on my head, DAMN THAT NEWTON!!

If Isaac newton touches a body of mass 1 kg it will begin to move with an acceleration of 1 metre per second squared.

Newton was strolling down the beach and found a pebble; on it was written "F = ma".

by Javal April 26, 2008

neotonous

Keeping some features that are associated with its youthful state, even while the animal itself has reached its mature state. This term is often used to describe the ability of some animals to reach sexual maturity while still larvae.

It also applies to our modern obsession with hairlessness, big eyes, and youthful clothing.

One might think that girls in school uniforms would be a turn off, but they have a certain neotonous appeal.

by Whirr April 9, 2008

netonym

An acronym commonly used on the internet or by text.

LOL} is a netonym. Other examples of netonyms include WTF}, OMG, BRB, STFU, AND GFY.

by asif70 April 13, 2016

Isaac Newton

The deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space.

An item in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an outside force. As you may already know, outer space is empty. When you fire a slug from an Everest-class dreadnought, it accelerates to 3% to 3.3% of the speed of light and impacts with more force than the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima. That slug will not stop until it hits something - be it the ship you're supposed to be aiming at, an asteroid, or a planet on the other side of the galaxy. You are ruining someone's day somewhere at some point in time. For this reason, ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!

by Zero Beat October 26, 2011

Newton's balls

Originally an experiment demonstrating the principle of conservation of momentum, Newton's balls are five metal balls suspended in line by fine wire or string. When one ball impacts the rest, momentum is conserved and the ball at the other end is knocked into the air.
Alternatively, Newton's balls can be used to describe a sexual situation. When two men engage in anal sex in the doggy style position their balls slap together, creating an effect much like that described above. Gay people often feel that such a situation is baroque.

"Bastian and Gabe got the Newton's Balls effect happening last night, I could hear it from next door!"

by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008

Newton's 69th Law

A scientific law formulated by Sir Isaac Newton telling the likelyhood of a female having sexual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:

100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G

where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness

Jon: Do you think Ashley will fuck Michael tonight?
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.

by ChemistryCalvin April 23, 2010