the most beautiful man to ever walk on earth. he is an amazing futbol player and deserves a worldcup.
by bigbootysex December 16, 2022
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Equally skilled than their compatriots Ronaldinho and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for FC Barcelona in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar cover letter!
Equally skilled than their compatriots Ronaldinho and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for FC Barcelona in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar cover letter!
If Messi and towards the front of Barcelona was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is shaping up much more powerful on offense!
by yoyobanton September 18, 2013
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by FinalFinatic October 9, 2011
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Andrew had way to many drinks while working and he started to nematode around the office even going under peoples desks.
by The-Motivator July 15, 2018
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by AhUnknownPerson November 20, 2018
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I know that you just earned our team a free kick, but everytime you neymar it makes me want to puke.
by Liberator Lickpenny July 7, 2018
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INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.
ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:
a worm
adjective: Nematodic
Showing signs of low intelligence.
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.
ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:
a worm
adjective: Nematodic
Showing signs of low intelligence.
"Stacy and Jaquana were being fuckin' nematodes today."
"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."
"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."
"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."
"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."
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