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by AYB June 20, 2003
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newspaper head

Someone who sits with a newspaper in front of their head instead of paying attention to the suroundings.
"hey dude check out that newspaper head over there"
by JD dudemaster March 5, 2010
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newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.
by dewexdewex February 7, 2007
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Newsfaker

Someone who invents news to influence public opinion, usually for personal or political advantage.
Did you see that story about Barack Obama being a secret Muslim who was actually born in Indonesia? It was invented by that serial Newsfaker in Abeline, Texas.
by Peter Kobs May 16, 2009
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Newspaper Bag Swag

When you bring your lunch to school using a newspaper bag to contain it
"Hey Charlie! Can I read the comic section"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"
by ClaireBear600 November 7, 2011
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newspaper

A homeless person's blanket.
Tyrone prefers the LA Times newspaper to the Daily News newspaper to keep himself warm at night.
by 47 September 13, 2008
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newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.
by dewexdewex February 7, 2007
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