new year's re-resolution 

A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.

I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.

new year's re-resolution by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008

New Year's Re-resolution 

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.

Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.

New Year's Re-resolution by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009

new year's resolutions 

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

new year's resolutions by Asshat December 31, 2004

New Year's Resolutionary 

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...

She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...

New Year's Resolutionary by jt001 January 19, 2006

New Years Resolution 

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

New Years Resolution by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

New Years Resolution Resolution 

What happens when you find that you New Years resolution is out of reach and you quickly change it to avoid disappointment and self loathing.

Jerry: I want to lose 50 pounds by Febuary.

Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.

New Years Resolution Resolution by CITR96 December 26, 2010

New Years Resolution 

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.

New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."

New Years Resolution by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015