Nev

A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.

Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)

Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Nev:........Two hula-hoops.

by hurstyjew April 28, 2010

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 1, 2004

nevs

A type of person who gets a lot of pussy and is the fucking man.

What is nevs doing now?

He is fucking that pussy and fucking bitches up.

Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be nevs.

by nevs123 November 18, 2009

NEV

An insult that can mean any of the following:
1) never eats vagina
2) or no entertainment value
3) or never ending virgin

person 1: dude, isnt Jake a total nev?
person 2: he is man, wait what meaning of the word do you mean?
person 1: well, kinda all 3 definitions describe him perfectly.

by EnergyDrinks17 January 11, 2010

nevs

An abbreviation of "never".

Also may be used to articulate a lack of interest, while maintaining a "nay" vote. ("I don't care, but I'd rather not.")

H: I nevs wanna see you again, skank.
J: Evs, man.

W: So, do you wanna go to the zoo?
Z: Nevs.

by Wrd Abbr. 8or June 27, 2008

Nev

round here.. nev is substitute for dude basically.

"What up nev!" or "I heard those douchebag kids have some company called Nevy Threads"

by ballsock August 12, 2005

Nev

A sweet and caring friend who radiates cosmic horror-gothic energies and calls you a bitch a lot but it's all in good fun :)

"Nev makes me laugh cuz she's funny and everyone else sucks."

by wiinky face August 2, 2019