net whore

2 people who see eachother quite a bit are talking on aim trying to get into eachothers pants without having the slightest idea who they are talking to.

P: Who is this? Eric's Adam? Adam my ex? Adam from SUNY?
A: Keep us straight net whore!

by Ms. C October 11, 2006

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Notwhorethy

A term used to describe a guy who is such a hideously bad fuck, that even if he paid for it, the whore would give him his money back. In extreme cases she would even consider risking bitch slaps from her pimp by actually paying the GUY to stop fucking her. After which, she may even throw him a little extra coin (out of overwhelming pity)so that he can go buy a world of warcraft figurine, comic book, tube socks or a video game.

See also: Two pump chump

That guy over there with the cape, he's so notwhorethy.

Kyle, you are notwhorethy, I can't see you anymore.

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008

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