nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect

Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.

nettles by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006

Pound some natties 

The act of drinking Natural Light beer with your bros. This can include Natural Light or Natural Ice.

We're all heading over to Matt's crib to pound some natties

Pound some natties by mama_jama June 19, 2011

tormal ol nitties 

normal ol titties

Guy 1: "Dude, check out the tormal ol nitties on that chick"
Guy 2: "Yea, they're pretty tormal."
Guy 1 and Guy 2: "Niiiice."

tormal ol nitties by PeeFor October 8, 2009

Fatties after Natties 

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.

- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."

Fatties after Natties by Pebbies June 18, 2011

Nettles

An addistive substance, similar to Marijuana

Salad Fingers is addicted to Nettles

Nettles by Pig Child January 8, 2008

nettie 

a really fucking hot girl with an amazing body and huge tits and hot ass

damn, that girl is a nettie

nettie by Frankie9030 March 25, 2010

nettlesome 

Topic or subject which is not easy to discuss/understand. It may also be used in case of an issue from which it is very difficult to draw valid conclusions from, due to its complexity or the lack of expertise on the subject from the speaker, for example.

On the subject of comparing Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple in terms of guitar virtuosity, I think that's a rather nettlesome issue.

nettlesome by Xabier Rubal January 5, 2006