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Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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pedo-netter

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.
Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.
by jpg3 August 22, 2011
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Empty netter

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.
I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night
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Nexted

Usually on Chatroulette, a new random stranger chat site, when someone clicks the "next" button almost instantly after seeing your face or webcam. The most common nexted individuals are males.
So this guy was whackin' it on Chatroulette, so I nexted him real fast. What a douchebag.
by anonymous90x February 25, 2010
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natted

Natted -When someone intentionally leaves a private stash of marijuana or beer behind at a social gathering because they unexpectedly have to leave, and another person, or the group, gains that item.
We just natted that weed.
by William Mc4 March 21, 2009
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nutted in

The act of ejaculating into the vagina / anus from the erected penis . Which will also be known as nutted in .
Girl : Did you get to pull out last night ?
Boy : Ohh , fuck . I think I nutted in your gapped asshole !
by xNigga September 27, 2018
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