Nermasturbate

When masturbation occurs while using a foam Nerf product. For example, a Nerf dart, or a Nerf sword. Hence, nermasturbate and/or nermasturbation.

Friend: Dude, is your penis bleeding?
Dude: Nah, bro. I just nermasturbated and got a nerf dart tag stuck in my urethra.
Friend: Whoa, cool!
Dude: Yeah, and the nerfoop net is suck in my anus.
Friend: Whoa, bogus...

by Uptown Dogg September 25, 2010

nermal

The "world's cutest kitten", who tends to annoy Garfield on a regular basis. Because of this, Nermal gets shipped in a box to Abu Dhabi quite often.

Nermal likes to flaunt her cuteness.

by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003

Nirmadactyl

A flying dinosaur found in the northeastern part of the United States. It can be distinguished by its distinct call, "achoo," and/or loud singing

Nirmadactyl: ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO
Caveman: Watch out for that Nirmadactyl!

by Poojasaurus Rex December 5, 2010

nermuda

a couple that would never happen

sorry, nermuda will never happen

by kidskoolaid October 15, 2018

nermal

udderly cute yet very annoying

Cheerleaders are nermal

by jefcar March 15, 2005

Normad

A person who constantly changes their physical appearance to fit in with the cultural norm.

Pun on normal and nomad.

"Gosh, Emily bought another outfit?"
"She's such a normad"

by RandyZ524 November 2, 2014

NGRMADLY

An angry black man who needs to start his computer.

He was NGRMADLY at his computer.

by whtcalmly May 19, 2009