Nermasturbate

When masturbation occurs while using a foam Nerf product. For example, a Nerf dart, or a Nerf sword. Hence, nermasturbate and/or nermasturbation.

Friend: Dude, is your penis bleeding?
Dude: Nah, bro. I just nermasturbated and got a nerf dart tag stuck in my urethra.
Friend: Whoa, cool!
Dude: Yeah, and the nerfoop net is suck in my anus.
Friend: Whoa, bogus...

by Uptown Dogg September 25, 2010

nermal

The "world's cutest kitten", who tends to annoy Garfield on a regular basis. Because of this, Nermal gets shipped in a box to Abu Dhabi quite often.

Nermal likes to flaunt her cuteness.

by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003

nermal

udderly cute yet very annoying

Cheerleaders are nermal

by jefcar March 15, 2005

Nerdacious

–adjective East Baltimore and US cities

1. thoroughly nerdy; blatantly a nerd; unmistakable in geekdom appearance: a nerdacious person.

Despite the triumphs and tribulations of attending MIT, Dawson put to the test his nerdacious persona and managed to snag a femme nerdale.

by DJSEAND July 16, 2009

nermal

A term for an annoying, naive and/or otherwise doltish person. Coined from Garfield the Cat's annoying younger cousin.

Quit bugging me you nermal!!

by Robin January 6, 2004

nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.

Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!

by frabrizio September 9, 2016

Nermal’s Law

Allows you to find the answer to any question by simply dividing the correct answer with your answer. The number received is Nerm’s Inconstant. You then use the Nerm’s Inconstant to multiply your answer to find the correct answer.

“Oh you can’t find the answer? Use Nermal’s Law!”

by Big brain boiiiii November 9, 2020