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random neff

A random person who tags along with groups of people who he never usually interacts with. Occasionally he will speak up, and everyone in the group will look at him funny because no one is friends with him.

This term was created students 10 years ago to insult random people whose intrusive behavior resembled a science teacher named Mrs. Neff
There was this random neff Mendy's party the other night who started talking about how beer is bad.
by Mendy December 9, 2004
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noff crime

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.
EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009
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Nefferbilly

1. The skin on the back of your knee-cap.
2. A black version of the monsters from "Where the Wild Things Are."

3. A slang term for a blue African Avatar that smells and emutes juices
4. The act of acting like a baby
1. Yo, I can see your nefferbilly.
2. Watch out! There's a herd of nefferbillies coming!
3. Sandra, you reaked today, did a nefferbilly get to you?
4. Joey, you need to stop acting like a nefferbilly before I hit you.
by M&R Productions. March 31, 2010
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Neffy

Neffy: 1. Gifted with exceptional abilities, dexterity, and creativity.
2. Connected to music and its usability as a tool for change especially; when it comes to christian living, principle and example.
3. A person of courage that people hope on to give the encouragement and satisfaction
4. A meticulous person who maintain high christian principles and standards
5. Connected to the Ibibio name Neffiong; which means anointed to be on the top or lead a group of people.

Origin:
From Ibibio name, Southern Nigeria.

Derivation:
Nsikak-Effiong, neffiong
McDonald perform with such neffy's articulation.
Life changing experience as neffy.
Neffy's act of bravery.
Neffy's kind of details.
by Donmentor October 11, 2013
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Noffer

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.
Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"
by The Noffer September 24, 2011
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neffed

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone
also Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.
Dude! you just got Neffed up the A! or
You were really neffed when you walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you.
by alex neff January 2, 2008
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noffin

1.same word as nothing but you either have a muffin, or something in you mouth when being said.
2. what is said by a three year old
1."noffin." he said as food was falling out of his mouth
2."i didnt say noffin momma."
by Quazy21 May 25, 2009
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