When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".
Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
Get the we do not negotiate with terrorists mug.A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).
Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"
Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."
Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."
Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012
Get the I Sent My Chief Negotiator mug.The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.
“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator
by what122 May 16, 2019
Get the Shrewd negotiator mug.Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007
Get the Hostage Negotiation mug.The word used to decribe a relative (usually a child) of someone who has been given a job undeservingly.
Comes from "nepotism".
The person is a total slacker where he/she works, but cannot get fired because they have a relative who is in the upper tiers of management there.
Comes from "nepotism".
The person is a total slacker where he/she works, but cannot get fired because they have a relative who is in the upper tiers of management there.
Mr. Edward Applebee: I just got a giant load of work to do, even though it's time to go home, but I would feel like an undeserving nepotite if I shelved the project immediately
by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004
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Get the negrotiate mug."Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
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