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Neeta

Noun - a nag, manipulative, short, hairy troll like creature. Typically in the form of a female, likes to drive people crazy with their incessant rambling and nagging.

Verb - to choke

nag, Wasserbag, tea bagging, mother, harpie, cheap ass, mooch
That old Neeta is going to be in a world of hurt when she gets old and decriped. No one will visit her except for Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
by Dr. oolong April 21, 2009
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a fine azz gurl at mah skoo
dam neetz when u gonna hook up with me?
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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Neetanophobia

Fear of not receiving the return friendly hand wave.
Neeta: (Gestures a Hand Wave)!!
Kashveen: (Walks past Neeta without noticing it).
Neeta: (Chases after Kashveen).Hey!..you didn't notice my hand wave??
Kashveen: No I didn't.
Neeta:Ohh I see..I saw that you didn't give me the return hand wave,so i came over here to know why.
Kashveen: Oh Neeta..I think you have a bad case of Neetanophobia.
by Raven52 September 5, 2013
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Idn-needn-neetyet

Putting together the words, "I didn't even eat yet"
"What time did you eat dinner?"
-"pshhht. Idn-needn-neetyet, man. I'm starvin'"

"My stomach is touching my back cuz idn-needn-neetyet."

"Jeetyet?"
-"No, idn-needn-neetyet."
by colorblind1982 July 24, 2009
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Neeta School

Neeta School is a middle school randomly placed in the middle of the woods. It's a poor excuse for a school. Every little child rides their bike to school due to the fact that Medford Lakes is about 1 mile wide and random trails lead to random places. When we finally move on to Shawnee High School, we are labeled as "Stoners", this is because about 98% of the kids that come out of that school alive tend to spend the rest of their lives smoking pot. The kids have nothing better to do so they ride their bikes every where and when they aren't smoking pot they are ordering bread sticks and pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. We like to pretend that we can afford to fix things, so when wholes form in the brand new gym floor, we put tape over it.. when water fountains get ripped out of the wall, we actually don't fix it at all, we just leave a giant whole in the wall. Our teachers have random affairs and harass the kids as much as they can. So thank you Neeta School.
an example of the outcome of this school would be the shady kids lighting their pieces in the nearest woods and sporting their hemp that they weaved themselves.
by - March 16, 2005
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Neeta

1. An abusive little Disney princess that always gets what she wants. Well, from some people.

2. A total weirdo. Quirky. Peculiar. Abnormal. A wee bit psychotic. Very strange.

3. Has physical attributes of an odd, unnatural little penguin who hates the fucking cold.

4. When hugs, she secretes a fatal virus known as 'Manis-Flu' that is contagious to humans, animals, and plants alike. When you get it, you'll die.
'Oh look! A wild Neeta appears. Don't let it panda-hugs you. YOU'LL DIE!' - shouted a random ginger dude who happened to pass by.
by Nanau October 27, 2014
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Neetash

That guy is being such a Neetash
by Li breezy May 15, 2022
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