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Necrocon

Noun A person who has necrophilia. Also a good nickname to give someone who is necrophiliac.
John Hey necrocon, what's up?
Nikko FOR FUCKS SAKE IM NIKKO
by KaitohKurosaki July 8, 2009
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Necrozoophilia

The sexual paraphilia that's caracterized by intercourse between a human and a dead animal.
I'm the coolest kid around, my necrozoophilia allows me to fuck dead animals like there's no tomorrow. Just now I'm in the mood to kill a mocking bird and fuck it in its mocking, lifeless throat.
by hecajoda April 21, 2010
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necronokindle

An ancient kindle filled with terrible prophecies, evil spells and arcane knowledge downloaded from before time.
Dude found the necronokindle in a tomb in Egypt and unleashed armmagedon.
by mudbubble August 6, 2009
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necronomicon

A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.
A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.
by amdotaku January 30, 2005
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Necronomicon

Thought to be a fictional book referenced in H.P. Lovecraft stories. There have been others who say that there is an actual book that was used by people of the Occult to summon zombies and who knows what else.
There is an actual Necronomicon, but it goes by another name.
The actual Necronomicon is a book by the author Stephenie Meyer, called, 'Breaking Dawn'.

This book is so incredibly evil, that those who read it end up emotionally, and even sometimes physically scarred. Some people have even died from its affect.
Person 1: Dude, you hear about that girl, Melissa? She apparently read 'Breaking Dawn' and now she's in lockdown at the local hospital.

Person 2: Who knew that the Necronomicon would turn out to be an actual book?
by fdsfsgfdg May 20, 2009
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necronovelist

An author who writes primarily about death and things relating to death and violence.
This author who has a largely morbid way of thinking and expressing through his/her works.
"Edgar Allen Poe is one of the most influential necronovelists of all time."
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necronanofelcher

1. one who fucks dead dwarves in the ass and then sucks the cum back out with a straw.
see also felcher

2. a bad human being
2. Sean ate my last tapioca pudding. That fucking necronanofelcher!
by alan smithy November 1, 2005
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