naughty water

Liquid poop.

"Oh man, I took a huge dump of naughty water yesterday."

"That is.. extremely unhealthy. See a doctor."

by ppo_tatogod November 3, 2019

naughty pillows

A term referring to a women's breasts.

"Kim's shirt is unbuttoned so low, I can see her naughty pillows."

by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007

Naughty butlins

The place Hitler sent Jewish kids during the war

You’re Jewish? It’s naughty butlins for you

by YoYesLightTheBifta March 22, 2022

naughty bone

1. The state of male erotic attraction. Often used with "the".
Antonym: "frowny bone".
2. The part of the sexual psyche that responds to erotic stimulus.

1. "Omar's got the naughty bone for you."
2. "Omar's costume really tickled my naughty bone."

by Jim McGinty November 8, 2005

naughty salt

Clandestine description of cocaine. Often used when you wish to reference cocaine in polite company. Originates from the P. G. Wodehouse novels in which opulent upper-class members of society would attend parties, drink champagne and sniff 'Naughty Salt.'

"Why are you late for work?"

"I had some 'naughty salt' and didn't sleep until 5"

by Shalroth May 15, 2005

naughty little possum

1. A term of endearment in Australia, kinda like “honey” or “babe” but inspired by those beady-eyed critters.
2. A phrase used by Harry Jowsey to describe hot girls in the Netflix show "Too Hot To Handle"

“What up, you naughty little possum?”—Harry (e1)
“I’m a rule breaker. Francesca’s a naughty little possum.”—Harry (e2)

by Lilminders April 23, 2020

naughtytasking

The fine art of looking at naughty email attachments, especially semi-nude pictures of models, while working on financial statements and other important things. Scholars believe the origin was lost in translation, but maintain it originated somewhere around New Zealand.

Person A: "Did you hear about the banker that was caught naughtytasking on live TV?"

Person B: "Yea, the only thing he's helping people save are those Miranda Kerr pictures."

by VF_PixelWorks February 4, 2010