1.
person 1: *while watching an old man flirting on a 12 year old* gawd what a naruto... O_O;;;
2.
person 1: -,- I dropped out of HS and refuse to get a job cuz im so lazy...
person 2: lawl naruto!
person 1: *while watching an old man flirting on a 12 year old* gawd what a naruto... O_O;;;
2.
person 1: -,- I dropped out of HS and refuse to get a job cuz im so lazy...
person 2: lawl naruto!
by kawaii tina October 27, 2007
It's got ninjas, which is pretty cool, I guess. It's written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. He must be rich now. It's got an anime adaptation, which probably gives him more money.
by Amos Nusheg February 20, 2008
Naruto was a rapidly growing anime that is available in both manga and anime form. It went downhill after everyone realized what dumbfucks they were. It stars a 'hyperactive' son of a bitch blonde boy named Naruto Uzumaki. He is convinced that his values and ideals will far surpass everyone around him, including his friends, and that one day he will rule the ninja world with an iron fist. The show consists of many, many fillers, an example being sketcy, depressing flashbacks. They don't want to waste their precious time animating action, so they decided to use flashbacks that include 'awkwards silences between characters' or 'talking obsessively about another person.' More reasons this show continues to fail at basically everything is the characters. The creaters believed that they were creating simple yet ideal and interesting ninja's, but in reality, they have either no personality, and if they do, it does not befit a ninja in anyway. And also, a very sad fact has been noted that no girls exist in the anime. Fans searched very hard to find one perhaps even in the background of scenes, but not a hint of estrogen could be gathered from Naruto.
Otaku: Oh, hey dude, did you catch Naruto last night?
Common sense: Yeah, you mean that anime that sucks in every possible way you can think of?
Otaku: Yes! That's the one. ^_^
Common sense: Sorry. I was too busy having a life.
Common sense: Yeah, you mean that anime that sucks in every possible way you can think of?
Otaku: Yes! That's the one. ^_^
Common sense: Sorry. I was too busy having a life.
by Kokoko August 14, 2007
by Jeff Ansell March 16, 2008
The gayest anime ever. AND I MEAN EVER!
Reasons:
1. Here you have a NINJA wearing bright orange. Fuckin' bright orange? That will never blend in.
2. Next thing... he goes around yelling "BELIEVE IT!" what the fuck? Ninjas are sapose to be silent I thought.
3. Then their is this chick with pink hair and some fag she likes.
4. Quote: "Oh my god Kakashi is so hot!"
First off... his face is fucking covered how the fuck can he be hot!? and second... he's a fucking cartoon. You want somebody hot? Matt fuckin' Damon, thats hot.
5. The headbands. I fucking hate these things... such a waste of money. I like Rurouni Kenshin but do you see me drawing cross shaped scars on my left cheek? nope
If your into retards thinking their ninjas wearing bright orange yelling "BELIVE IT!" then this is for you. But if you acually have a brain you'd watch Rurouni Kenshin or play Gears of War for sevral hours.
Reasons:
1. Here you have a NINJA wearing bright orange. Fuckin' bright orange? That will never blend in.
2. Next thing... he goes around yelling "BELIEVE IT!" what the fuck? Ninjas are sapose to be silent I thought.
3. Then their is this chick with pink hair and some fag she likes.
4. Quote: "Oh my god Kakashi is so hot!"
First off... his face is fucking covered how the fuck can he be hot!? and second... he's a fucking cartoon. You want somebody hot? Matt fuckin' Damon, thats hot.
5. The headbands. I fucking hate these things... such a waste of money. I like Rurouni Kenshin but do you see me drawing cross shaped scars on my left cheek? nope
If your into retards thinking their ninjas wearing bright orange yelling "BELIVE IT!" then this is for you. But if you acually have a brain you'd watch Rurouni Kenshin or play Gears of War for sevral hours.
by Naruto should suck Matt Damon's dick June 13, 2007
Idiot:I love Naruto!
Genius:Naruto Sucks
Idiot:It doesn`t!
Genius:Watched the tv show?
Idiot:No
Genius: Watch It!
1 day later......
Genius:Hello Naruto Lover!
Idiot:What`s Naruto?What`s a Lover?What does Hello mean?
Beware! Naruto Brainwashes You!
Its for 2 year olds!
Genius:Naruto Sucks
Idiot:It doesn`t!
Genius:Watched the tv show?
Idiot:No
Genius: Watch It!
1 day later......
Genius:Hello Naruto Lover!
Idiot:What`s Naruto?What`s a Lover?What does Hello mean?
Beware! Naruto Brainwashes You!
Its for 2 year olds!
by Snowswipes April 09, 2007
Facts:
Naruto is a zombie of a show that just won't seem to die. It now holds the spot of the most popular manga on the world, and has three movies and three hundred episodes.
Naruto is a zombie of a show that just won't seem to die. It now holds the spot of the most popular manga on the world, and has three movies and three hundred episodes.
What people think of Naruto
Opinions (starting with mine)
An overrated anime that is targeted at young boys between 7 and 12 years of age. Older fans do exist, although they are rarer. If looking for a better anime, try Eureka Seven, Last Exile, Zero No Tsukaima Vandread, Evangellion, or Elemental Gelade.
Opinions (fans)
Great anime! Watch it. It's great, beleive it!
Opinions (haters)
Loved by fags and otakus that have no lives, and by teenage girls who like yaoi.
Opinions (starting with mine)
An overrated anime that is targeted at young boys between 7 and 12 years of age. Older fans do exist, although they are rarer. If looking for a better anime, try Eureka Seven, Last Exile, Zero No Tsukaima Vandread, Evangellion, or Elemental Gelade.
Opinions (fans)
Great anime! Watch it. It's great, beleive it!
Opinions (haters)
Loved by fags and otakus that have no lives, and by teenage girls who like yaoi.
by Elan Vitar July 23, 2009