Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Naptime

A code word for when two people have sex.

"Michael and Jamie are going to have naptime a lot when she gets to New York"

by Nadia Elise March 25, 2009

napotism

1. Coming from a combination of the words nepotism and nappy, it means to favor black people over other races when making decisions.

2. Used instead of nepotism when talking about black families favoring their relatives for jobs.

John showed napotism when he chose to hire that dirty black man with no education rather than the white Harvard graduate.

Going black and never going back is an example of napotism.

Affirmative Action is basically a fancy word for napotism.

by Monkey Whore November 22, 2010

Natism

When Nat says something but means something else, and it becomes unintentionally hilarious.

On discussion of a Freudian slip - "Sigmund Freud - isn't that the guy in Vegas with the tigers?" Classic Natism.

by rachelad November 12, 2013

Naptime

When one is extremely tired and desperately needs sleep. The best time to go is during your math class.

John: "Hey bro i'm really dead today I could use a nap"
Mary: "Oh shit bro Algebra is next hour you can get naptime in then"
John: "Man you right Mary"

by HandyMandysMom November 30, 2017

Napotism

Excessive/undeserved favoritism/glorification that's extended towards relatives/descendants of "Da Wicked Emperor".

When carrying out a performance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, one should take care not to use too many cannons --- or fire them for too long a duration --- lest audiences think that said performance is conveying too much Napotism.

by QuacksO May 2, 2019

naptime bitches

What your hot wife says to the 11- and 12-year-old girls playing mini softball and arguing in your hotel room during an extended rain delay

It’s supposed to be naptime bitches!

by anonymous July 23, 2022