nopertunity

When someone writes or reaches out with a 'great opportunity!' which is really just a bunch of crap and not remotely beneficial to your life. However, it would really benefit THEM if you were sucker enough to take it.

I just got a nopertunity to do some freelance writing without pay, for a site I've never heard of, because of the awesome 'exposure' it would give me.

by Dynamom April 14, 2015

snaportunity

An opportunity to take a really good Snapchat image or video.

That sunset is a snaportunity.

by shamrock04 December 5, 2015

Napportunity

Ceasing any opportunity to take a nap

Natasha had a napportunity on the train en route to work

by nguerra November 26, 2017

nappartunity

An out-of-blue chance to take a refreshing nap

A whole row of seats was empty on the flight to Milwauke. What a great nappartunity!

by manton12 January 5, 2014