naples

a place where old people go to retire and live in la-la land.

a place where rednecks rule to roads and any off-roading area.

a place where anyone who is not wealthy, hetero, or white will not/cannot survive.

i fucking hate naples.

by Lady Luck March 24, 2005

Naples

A city in southern Italy. Once a wonderful city it is now plaugued with mafia violence. It is home to the worst and most feared mafia organization in the world, The Camorra. There are different clans of the camorra that often war with each other over the sales of drugs, prostitution, and controlling businesses. It is more of a threat to Italy than the sicialian mafia was, which is now decreasing. I am Italian and have been to Naples, and let me tell you, don't look at anybody the wrong way, becuase you might end up with a few holes in you.

Raphielle Cutolo, the former leader of the camorra mafia group was arrested and his family members took over the organiztion.

by ScottM August 13, 2005

Naples

A city in Italy actually called Napoli, but known as Naples to the English speaking world, perhaps to trick people into accidentally saying 'nipples.'

Also referenced ad nauseum in Dean Martin songs. We get it. He was born in Naples.

"I love the feel of nipples. I mean Naples. Fuck!"

by SenorHuevosBenedicto June 28, 2011

naples

also a city in florida

known to contain the coolest people ever

also more millionaires per mile than anywhere else

only certain people can live in naples..

by anonymous December 29, 2004

Naples

Naples is a city in Southern Italy in the Campania region. The foundation of Naples is attested to Hirohiko Araki, Writer of the famous Japanese manga "Jojo's bizarre adventure". Naples is the city of pizza, theft, camorra, blackmail and garbage: a complete representation of Italy!

Bro this city has more thieves than Naples

by Luciux May 16, 2022

Naples

The wallet-nicking capital of the world. Infamous for wallets being stolen every day, usually at train stations.

Better hold on to your wallet, mate, if you're going to Naples

by Goodbye Wallet March 15, 2011

naples

Naples
(noun)
The trump word used to describe something that is disgusting, repulsive or dirty.

This apartment is Naples.
I napled all over the bathroom floor.

by elgee September 20, 2006