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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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nadsader

Nadsader is a form of Heavy Metal that originated in the Midwest area of the United States. Most bands from the nadsader genre are characteristically incredible and superior to competition. The nadsader genre is best represented in the Death Metal band NAYSAYER, of Morrison, IL.
"That heavy metal band is from the nadsader genre!"
by samalot June 10, 2008
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naasia

Is a nice person have respect for other

Very energetic and kind loving and sexy
Naasia is very nice to all people
by sharkquishana May 2, 2015
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Really pumps my Nads

An expression used by Judd Nelson in the movie The Breakfast Club, often used sarcasticly to express enjoyment, or lack there of.
John Bender is absently tearing up books
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
examines title
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.
by Syddi October 6, 2008
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nadsaq

1. The scrotum.
2. Common misspelling of NASDAQ.
I'll kick you so hard in the nadsaq that you'll spit testicles!

I would like to buy some stock through the NADSAQ stock exchange please.
by doodievomit December 9, 2002
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suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).
Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.
by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005
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Nadsat

1. A false language created for use in the novel by Anthony Burgess, "A Clockwork Orange." The Nadsat language is a bastardization of Slavic combined with "school boy" rhyming slang and English terms.

2. A term in the Nadsat language meaning "teenager," derived from the Slavic terms for numbers 11 and 19.
1. Nadsat is one like horrorshow example of a bolshy great language in which we chellovecks use complex slovos to confuse the other vecks whom we give the old ultraviolence.

2. We were in the heighth of Nadsat fasion.
by Deus Ex Magna September 21, 2005
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