noobcake

An extreme noob. Often used as an insult to an opponent in an online video game. Literally means "bad cake", and no one wants a bad tasting cake, just like no one likes a noob.
OMG you camper noobcake!!!
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A person whom is a newbie. Often used in combination: newbie; slut monkey; noobfuck.
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From new (with b as in freebie) + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
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A type of noob that is so easy to overcome that you could say he/she was a 'piece of cake'.

It's the combination of the word "NOOB" with the idiom "PIECE OF CAKE.
My Friend: Yo, this match was pretty easy.

ME: Hell yea, I totally owned that noobcake!
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one possesing noob features, in a cake form.
Man that jonathon kid is such a noobcake!
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A general term to express a noob. If you turned fourteen in February, you are then considered a noob"cake".
Hey kevin! Your an official noobcake now! Congratulations!
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when there's a clusterfuck or gathering of noobcakes around one area being idiots an online shooter game...
dude a noobcake!! let's shoot it up for some easy points!!! I got the left side, u take the right.
by cod4masta March 22, 2008
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