No You

Ultimate come back used for any situation.
This come back was created by the great Bryan who we believe is a border line genius.

(Jesse) Hey bryan i did you sister last night.
(Bryan) NO YOU!

by > 9000 April 6, 2009

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A retort to "you are", the the mid-level retaliatory responce.

"you are."
"no you."

by Diablos November 11, 2002

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A simple "come back" to get roasted.

Person 1: your gay

Person 2: no you

by Hothouse February 19, 2017

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The ultimate petty comeback of all time. It can be used in any situation- ever. No matter where you are, like the middle of class, while being stabbed by prison shanks, or in a back alley Knife fight.

Anyone- “You’re annoying”
Ethan- “No you”
everyone around- *dies*

by idkwhyiwrotethese May 10, 2019

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A phrase for when you have no come back after your friend roasts you. Some deny the power of such words, but you will always win the roast battles. A turn of events will shock your opponent into losing terribly.

Friend: Your face is so ugly when you look in the mirror you become blind
Me: NO YOU!

Friend: *speechless*
Me: Yeet
Friend: *dies*

by CHARLATTEBOSS January 21, 2019

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