myopia

Short sighted (or maybe he just doesn't wanna see) friend of manji, ethiaa et al in teammerlin. Smokes too much weed.

Myo is coming round? Great! Bet he doesn't tho.

by ethiaa October 14, 2003

Mytorian

Mytorian is a loving caring person,someone who sometimes feels alone but is always there for someone in their time of need and one day someone will be there for him he jus needs to find the right person

Mytorian helped me through anything i wonder if he needs someone right now

by Judyyyy May 5, 2020

mythopia

Your moms tit

This is your moms tit, big or small we love all. The huge honkers on yours moms chest. The melons your mom holds.

Sentence: your moms mythopia is nice

by Justin Oacks May 8, 2022

Myopia

Damage in eyes that, depending to the damage degree, difficults far or near visibility.

Do you have myopia?
Yes, and in degree 2.

by rbet May 6, 2023

metopia

A "perfect world" as defined just by yourself, regardless of how other world-inhabiting organisms (i.e., people, animals, plants, etc) might happen to feel about it. A classic example would be what Lucy van Pelt was trying to create by handing out lists of faults to all of her friends --- "I want to make the world a better place for me to live in."

Ethan Couch's absurdly-doting-and-overindulgent father wanted to create a virtual "metopia" learning-environment for his "little prince", and so he actually offered to buy the entire school so that he could control how it was run and therefore dictate how "Little Man" was being treated.

by QuacksO August 11, 2023

myopia

an eye defect in which the person suffering can see near objects clearly but cannot focus on distant objects

The doctor prescribed him concave lenses for his myopia.

by nyx_the.cutie_89 April 18, 2024

Mystopia

A word for when things aren't nessicarily bad (dystopia) or good (utopia), but just out of the ordinary (mystopia).

Nothing quite felt like how it's meant to, it was a mystopia, almost like I was dreaming.

by OrganicGodSlayer September 7, 2025