myself 

The word that should be used in all places where you used to say "me." This movement has been championed by upper management in corporations, elected officials, news and media, and all of the English speaking world's best and brightest.

Only low-class people say the word "me."

Allow myself to introduce myself.

myself by scrybz November 7, 2012

Myself 

A real dick sometimes but funny and a good person other times but most of all I have a huge cock

I love my gigantic dick!!!- me myself and I love having sex

Myself by Rat888 November 28, 2018

myself 

a person who you have to love first and the most, before anyone else.

person: who do you love the most? person2: I love myself the most though.

myself by LoveOnCrack17 December 30, 2016

Myself 

Annoying😔👊

Someone: ew who sat
Someone: It's Myself😔

Myself by UwU.my.dude February 13, 2019

myself 

its when you have a big confince and reallly need to start caring about yourself

i love myself

myself by alexis is that bitch September 29, 2020

Myself 

I just used my own name and personality on my last post lol. Also my pp is small

I like the word ‘myself’.

Myself by AnusTheThird November 14, 2021

myself 

i wish i was skinny, i hate my belly, i hate my thighs, god why the fuck wont u fix me. i hate my hair, i hate my face, i wish i was like the girls he likes. i hate when my mom tells me that i look like my father more and more as time goes on, i hate my dad for not being present, and i hate my mom for blaming it on me. i hate my mother for being so dependent of man, when they only fuck up and make u feel bad. i hate my mother even more of the thought of her being with a man. though i am really grateful she was dependent i learned from her to be dependent, she killed my hopes, my believes, and everything i read on fairy-tales just disappeared like that. man i hate myself even more when blaming my mom for all this things.

me: *accidentally breaks cup while doing dishes*
mom: fuck why cant u do anything right , ur just a waste of space ... every time i look at u i see ur father on u , get out of my sight
me:*cries and hates myself even more*

myself by trauma_girl November 25, 2021