Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

shoot my penis

A term for LOL at the forum, CP2

Topic Starter: *posts a joke*
Reply: SHOOT MY PENIS

by RedDragoon August 5, 2006

u succ my penis

u succ my penis.

"U SUCC MY PENIS"

"Yeah i know."

by meowhahahahohohohosanta February 6, 2019

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 10, 2004

yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

my sexy penis

its a fucking big cock

this guy has my sexy penis, he gets so many girls fucking him so hard

by xio_lol May 28, 2020